Madelines

Pink!

 

Dress is a very foolish thing, and yet it is a very foolish thing for a man not to be well dressed.” – Lord Chesterfield, via The Happiness Project.

 

Madelines! Perfect with tea, coffee, lemonade and most importantly, more madelines – I’ve been meaning to make these for a while, and wimping out because they require a 20 minute walk in the rain to buy lemons. Lemons! All those sayings about “when life gives you lemons…” if only. I’m in my kitchen, staring at the monsoon outside calling “a lemon, a lemon, my kingdom for a lemon!”…okay, maybe not so dramatically, but I do feel the absence of lemons rather sorely.

 

I have of course made them, and forgot the lemons. This recipe turned out nicely, but I think I’ll add a quarter teaspoon of almond extract, or possibly two teaspoons of lemon zest, as they were a little plain for my tastes.

 

4 eggs
1/4 teaspoon salt
2/3 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup sifted all-purpose flour
1/4 pound unsalted butter, melted

 

Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Butter and flour madeline pans.

 

Beat the eggs, salt, and sugar together until thick. I had to do this by hand, as my Kitchenaid didn’t whip enough air into the eggs to bring them to the right consistency, and it took about 8-12 minutes of hard work between myself and a friend, bribed with the promise of tasty desserts. Add the vanilla. Fold in the flour, rapidly. Fold in the butter gently. Quickly spoon the mixture into madeline pans. Bake until golden, 8-10 minutes. Remove from pans, and upend over a cooling rack. Dust with powdered sugar, and enjoy!

 

I fixed a pot of Yorkshire Gold to go with these, and it went quickly!

 

I ♥ this dress:

 

Dots!

 

♥ Momo

Raspberry Pinwheels

Tasty!

Three reasons I made these this Christmas, in place of the usual things:
  1. They look awesome in the picture on the Real Simple site, in a way that no other Holiday Cookies have, in my lifetime. Because of this picture, I actually planned the wrapping two weeks ahead of time this year, instead of scrambling at the last minute! (I might grow up this year…maybe.)
  2. This recipe below makes 54 of these bad boys – 54! It might be a little time intensive, but so are all of my other recipes. I have one sugar cookie recipe containing literally nothing but butter, sugar and flour, and I’m the only one who makes them every year because they have you in and out of the kitchen every 4 minutes once they’re in the oven. They are not to be undertaken lightly.
  3. Four words: Raspberry Jam. Cream Cheese. These two ingredients in anything win my heart & soul.

Without further ado, I give you…. drumroll….Raspberry Pinwheels:

3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
1 8-ounce bar cream cheese, room temperature (Woooo!)
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for the work surface
1/2 cup raspberry jam
1 large egg, beaten
2 Tbsp. Turbinado sugar (After the initial batch, I decided to forgo Turbinado and sprinkle with confectioner’s sugar after baking; it was a vast improvement. Discovered this when husband upended a bag of powdered sugar on the first batch, until I showed him how to work a sifter. I have come to regret teaching him this, I really have.)
Using an electric mixer, beat the butter, cream cheese, and granulated sugar until fluffy. Beat in the vanilla. Reduce the mixer speed to low and gradually add the flour, mixing until just incorporated.
Turn the dough onto a floured work surface and gently knead it 2 to 3 times, just to bring it together. Form the dough into two 1-inch-thick squares. Wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for 1 hour.
On a lightly floured piece of parchment, roll one of the dough squares into a 9-by-12-inch rectangle. Spread half the jam over the dough. Cut the dough crosswise into thirds, making three 9-by-4-inch rectangles. Starting from a long side of each rectangle, roll into logs. Wrap in wax paper and refrigerate until firm, at least 30 minutes. Repeat with the remaining dough.
Heat oven to 350° F. Slice the logs into 1-inch pieces and place on parchment-lined baking sheets, spacing them 1½ inches apart. Brush with the egg and sprinkle with the turbinado sugar. (Or don’t.)
Bake until golden, 20 to 25 minutes. Cool slightly on baking sheets, then transfer to wire racks to cool completely.
Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 1 week.
These were stored in a large Mason jar up to six days – they were hidden until they made it to the family Christmas gathering, and were promptly devoured. Those special sugar cookies I make every Christmas are rationed out – when these pinwheels were sighted, I was caught by family members sidling up to me inquiring as to their availability. Note to self: free for all cookies are not a wise choice; portions next year may be advisable.
Another point to consider: I tend to fully disclose my ingredients, but noticed that the popularity of these cookies waned once everyone knew about the cream cheese and butter. I plan to be more mysterious next year…hm.
That should be it for retrospective baking posts – these were too good to pass up, and I wanted to be sure to mention them.
♥ Momo

Thursday Funny

Buddha Cat

 

Hilarious internet spoof that has produced something clever: “The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational has invited readers to take any word from the dictionary and alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter to supply a new definition.” While it turns out that there’s no such thing as the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational, the list is pretty great, and it looks like the poor Washington Post receives so many unsolicited entries to this nonexistent contest that they have created something called the “Style Invitational“. This year they have entries for “prefains”; lines that might precede the first line of a book, poem or song.

 

My personal favorites from the hoax emails:

  • Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it. (This will be making its way into my daily vernacular.)
  • Arachnoleptic Fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
  • Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 

From the honorable mentions in the real prefain contest this year:

 

“My husband? The guy over there who’s dressed as a Klingon and playing Guitar Hero.”

All children, except one, grow up.

— “Peter Pan,” by J.M. Barrie

“Congress finally managed, on the same day and with equal skill, to repair both the country’s health care system and all the clocks in the Capitol.”

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

— “1984,” by George Orwell

“Eventually, there were only two people left in the world who had not succumbed to the lure of the Style Invitational.”

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

— “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone,” by J.K. Rowling 

 

Eight days until Christmas! Baking begins tomorrow morning.

 

– Momo

Holiday Baking: Take One

Jam Goodness

Jam Goodness

This is the first of two holiday sugar cookie experiments to be conducted this week:

Step #1: Raspberry Thumbprints  Source recipe from (Real Simple)

2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 tsp. baking soda
1/4 tsp. kosher salt
2 sticks unsalted butter, room temperature
3/4 cup sugar
1 egg
1 tsp. vanilla extract

In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt.
In an electric mixer, cream butter and sugar. Add the egg and beat until fluffy, about 2 minutes. Beat in the vanilla.
With the mixer on low, gradually add the flour mixture, mixing until just incorporated.

Preheat oven to 350º

Roll sugar cookie dough into Tbsp. sized balls on a parchment lined baking sheet, and make a well in each. (After the first batch, I ended up making Tsp., not Tbsp. sized balls, and used a 1/4 Tsp to make the well in each. Reduce baking time by a couple minutes for smaller cookies.) Fill with favorite jam – I’m partial to raspberry.

These were great – definitely preferable in the smaller size; the butter can be pretty overwhelming in the larger cookies, and I like a more equal jam/cookie ratio.

Christmas is ten days away!! Are you ready??

The pool this feeds into was actually frozen today!

The pool this feeds into was actually frozen today!

xoxo

Momo

Currant Scones & Tea!

Piping Hot!

Piping Hot!

Woke up to a gorgeous day; sun beaming through all the kitchen windows, and freezing cold! Perfect for keeping butter from dissolving into the flour mixture in scones. I had these with butter and strawberry jam, and a pot of hot Earl Grey tea, in a sunbeam that had migrated to the living room….much to the cat’s adamant and repeatedly voiced dismay. (You get up to go to the bathroom, you lose your sunbeam; even if you are a cat. She returned the favor when I got up to wash dishes.)

2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1 Tbs. granulated sugar
2 1⁄2 tsp. baking powder
1⁄4 tsp. salt
4 Tbs. cold unsalted butter, cut into pieces
2 eggs
2⁄3 cup heavy cream
1⁄2 cup dried currants
1 heaping Tbs. raw or coarse sugar

Preheat oven to 400°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

In a large bowl, (I use ceramic bowls – I found that metalware scratches my nice metal bowls…sigh.) stir together the flour, granulated sugar, baking powder and salt. Add the butter and, using a pastry cutter cut in the butter until the mixture becomes coarse. Towards the end of this process, I channeled my mother and used my hands; hands crumble butter more finely than the pastry cutter.

In a small bowl, whisk together the eggs and cream. Remove 2 Tbsp. of the egg mixture to another bowl to be used separately. Add the majority of the egg mixture to the flour mixture all at once and stir until a sticky dough forms. Quickly stir in the currants just until evenly distributed.

Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface. Knead gently until the dough holds together. Divide into 2 equal portions and pat each portion into a round 1 inch thick and 6 inches in diameter. Cut each round into 4 equal wedges.

Arrange the wedges, 2 inches apart, on parchment/baking sheet. Brush the wedges with the reserved egg mixture and sprinkle with the raw sugar.

Bake until the scones are crusty and golden brown, about 15 minutes.

Mmmmmm....Jam.

Mmmmmm....Jam.

Raspberry Cornmeal Muffins

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Woke up to a cold, grey Sunday morning! Hot muffins and tea are a given on mornings like this. They turned out well, considering I started with a blueberry muffin recipe and discovered halfway through that I have no blueberries. I substituted raspberries, to satisfactory results:

 

1 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup fine cornmeal
2 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp.  grated nutmeg
2/3 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
2 eggs
1 cup milk
6 Tbs. (3/4 stick) unsalted butter, melted
1 cup fresh or frozen raspberries (or blueberries)

2 Tbs. granulated sugar mixed with 1 tsp.
ground cinnamon

Preheat oven to 400°F.
In a bowl, stir together the flour, cornmeal, baking powder, baking soda, salt, nutmeg and brown sugar. Set aside.

In an electric mixer, combine the eggs, milk and butter and beat on low speed just until blended. Add the flour mixture to the egg mixture and beat on low speed just until moistened. Fold in the raspberries.

Spoon the batter into the prepared muffin cups, filling each one about three-fourths full. Sprinkle the cinnamon-sugar evenly over the tops. Bake until a toothpick inserted into the center of a muffin comes out clean, 15 to 18 minutes.

Transfer to a wire rack and let cool for 2 minutes, then turn the muffins out onto the rack. Serve warm. Makes 12 muffins.

Hajime.

Totoro!

Totoro!

 

“Over the years I have developed a picture of what a human being living humanely is like. She is a person who understands, values and develops her body, finding it beautiful and useful; a person who is real and is willing to take risks, to be creative, to manifest competence, to change when the situation calls for it, and to find ways to accommodate to what is new and different, keeping that part of the old that is still useful and discarding what is not.”

-Virginia Satir 1916-1988

First post!

I’m a 25-year old full time artist working on a jewelry portfolio/skills, part time retail associate, & gleefully former office drone. I love baking, but I’m approaching cooking with some trepidation – poaching eggs is at the top of my must-do-but-keep putting-off list.

This is my first blog; I hope to fill it with recipes & photographs of my wanderings & work.

About me as a baker: I’m a total food geek, a self-confessed sugar junkie, and an organic-obsessive compulsive. 

My pseudonym comes from Michael Ende’s Momo, also known as The Grey Gentlemen published 1973. The German title fully translates to Momo, or the strange story of the time-thieves and the child who brought the stolen time back to the people

 

Momo!

 

♥Momo